Recently I decided to try Salvia. I’ve heard a lot about it in the news and I was starting to think that, somehow, I’d been left out of the fun for this wonderful drug. I decided to give it a go.

I sat down on my own on some pillows and cushions that I’d arranged on the floor. Really I should’ve been with someone else but there was no one around and, really, I was getting quite impatient. I made myself as comfortable and safe as I could and used my Salvia pipe to take as many gulps of Sally D as I could. I sat back and waited for the effects to take hold.

My Salvia trip started with an odd buzzing sensation in my ears. This grew louder until it was almost deafening. Almost without warning it stopped. The was an eerie silence in the room.

Suddenly a dragon or a spurt of fire appeared to come from the ceiling and swooped down on me. I tried to get out of the way but found myself floating up into the ceiling. I had no control over where I was floating and I was quite scared about hitting the floor which was now quite a way down!

All in all Salvia was not an entirely pleasant or ‘fun’ experience, but one which was most definitely interesting enough to try again!